Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that my brother flattened you
as flat as a pancake with his powerwheels.
He squirted juice all over me.
Let's do that again!
No way one apple has enough juice for me.
Please forgive me.
by Neil A.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I let a bear eat you.
Please forgive me!
by Josh A.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I picked you off your tree.
I just wanted your juice from
you.
You are just good for me.
Please forgive me!
by Becky B.
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Dear Apple,
I'm very sorry that I cut you open and ate half of you.
I gave your other
half to my sister. Please forgive me!
by Megan B.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I cut you in half
and cooked one half of you into apple pie.
I ate the other half of you.
by Anna D.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry I used you for a dummy,
but I like your skin.
by George G.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I picked you.
I didn't like you so I threw you against the
tree.
Please forgive me!
by Amber H.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that my boa constrictor ate you.
Please forgive me!
by Justin H.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry I put you in a car's gas tank.
by Nicholas J.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I flushed you down the toilet.
Please forgive me!
by Reece M. |
Dear Apple,
I'm sorry I cut you up and put peanut butter on you.
by Randi M.
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Dear Apple,
I am sorry I threw you at the school wall.
by Tara R.
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Dear Apple,
I am sorry that I ate you.
I'm sorry that I ate your brother.
And I am
sorry I ate your mom.
by Lee S.
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Dear Apple,
I am sorry that I took a bite out of you.
Please forgive me!
by Ricky T. |
Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I hit you with the bat.
by Logan T.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I pulled my tooth in you.
I crashed you because you were bumpy.
by Jessica V.
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Dear Apple,
I'm sorry that I ran over you with the lawn mower.
Please forgive me!
by Sheena W.
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