Here lies a
snake
Who took his last bite
When he bit a lady
with all his might
The snake did not know
of the poison she bled
So now he is under
6 feet and dead!
by Toni-Ann S. |
Here lies
a fat lady who ate
a rhinocerous,
A tale which most find
quite preposterous.
It happened one day
on a trip to the zoo.
She thought it was lunch
and decided to chew.
Her coffin is covered with
bagels and lox.
Don't go near there, you
might get rhino-pox.
One day she came back,
at midnight you see
to catch a bird, a cat
and then ME!
by Dana A. |
Here lies a
monster
Who scared himself to death.
No one really loved him,
because he had bad breath.
He roamed the earth with
a pout and a frown
His "mummy" even
told him
"Brush your teeth up and down."
Eventually his teeth rotted
and fell out.
Now he lies in his grave,
With much to think about.
by Sara D. |
Here lies a
boy
Who liked to cry wold.
The storybook said, he
deowned
in the Gulf (of Mexico that is)
A surfer dude saw the entire
commotion
And tried to save him from
the stormy ocean.
So let this be a lesson to
him
Never cry wolf, even if you can't
swim.
by Sebastian R. |