By: Emily T. and Shawna S.
We are sorry you have stumbled upon this terrible website.
On this dreadful page you will find ghastly activities done by Emily and Shawna, two wretchedly wicked University of Delaware students.
Acrostic Poems
Vilely treated Independently minded Only fourteen years old Little orphaned child Escaped a brutal marriage, in time To go into the unknown
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Cruel
and unusual Orders Violet to marry him Ugly inside and out Neglects his parental duties Tattoo of an eye Orders the Baudelaire children around Locks Sunny up in a cage All for a the Baudelaire fortune Far he'll go to run away
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The following is a really bad activity we completed. Together we created a really ugly postcard and wrote a dreadful note as if we were the Baudelaire children. The note is written to the Baudelaire's friends telling them how awful their life is.
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Dear Friends, Since our parents have perished in the tragic fire, we have been forced to live with our distant cousin, Count Olaf. The home we are now forced to live in is dismal and dreary. We share one bed and our closet is a cardboard box. Count Olaf makes us do difficult chores everyday like chop wood and plan meals for a whole group of people. We are currently devising a plan to escape his wrath. We will keep you updated on the situation.
Your friends, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny |