By: Emily T. and Shawna S.
We are sorry you have stumbled upon this terrible website.
On this dreadful page you will find ghastly activities done by Emily and Shawna, two wretchedly wicked University of Delaware students.
Only fourteen years old
Little orphaned child
Escaped a brutal marriage, in time
To go into the unknown
By: Shawna S.
Orders Violet to marry him
Ugly inside and out
Neglects his parental duties
Tattoo of an eye
Orders the Baudelaire children around
Locks Sunny up in a cage
All for a the Baudelaire fortune
Far he'll go to run away
By: Emily T.
The following is a really bad activity we completed. Together we created a really ugly postcard and wrote a dreadful note as if we were the Baudelaire children. The note is written to the Baudelaire's friends telling them how awful their life is.
Since our parents have perished in the tragic fire, we have been forced to live with our distant cousin, Count Olaf. The home we are now forced to live in is dismal and dreary. We share one bed and our closet is a cardboard box. Count Olaf makes us do difficult chores everyday like chop wood and plan meals for a whole group of people. We are currently devising a plan to escape his wrath. We will keep you updated on the situation.
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny