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Acrostic Poems
Sweet and innocent
Uninterested in reading books
Not knowing the trouble that lies ahead
Never alone because her siblings are always there
Your hand should watch out or it might get bit
Very good at inventing things
Intelligent
Oldest Baudelaire child
Looks out for younger siblings
Eats puttanesca sauce
Tries to save Sunny
5 Sensory Poems
Poem 1:
I see
creepy crawly creatures climbing cabinets
I smell
week-old oatmeal and puttanesca
I feel
frightfully fearful for my life
I touch
nothing but the broken down disgrace of a bed
I taste
rotten, rancid roastbeef
Poem 2:
The tower was dirty and dark with visions of madness
The hearts of the children were filled with sadness
There was tension and fear in the eyes of three,
Where awaited Count Olaf's bride to be.
In the tower where Violet was locked she could taste her tears
And still with her caressing touch, was able to calm her two peers
The room smelled old and was full of dust
Trying to escape was a definite must
Suddenly with a loud stomp, boom, and bang
Arose Count Olaf and all the bells rang.