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                                       bY, DREARY dANiElLe I. & mIsErAbLE kErI d.             


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                                   WERE WATCHING..........




By, DREARY Danielle                  By, MISERABLE Keri


Vibrant                                                            Married and has two sons                  

Imaginative                                                      Refused to believe the children about Count Olaf's horrific behavior


Level headed                                                   Praises the children for participating in Count Olaf's play

Eldest sibling                                                   Outraged after Count Olaf's true colors were revealed

Trustworthy                                                   Encouraged the children to be open minded to their new home



Writing Assignment:  


      Create a recipe/menu for a meal that you would have served Count Olaf and his theatre group



Roast Bloodcurling Beef in a Wicked White Wine Sauce with Mushrooms

            Intestinal Ingredients:


Preheat oven to 325. Combine Seasoning ingredients and press evenly into the beef tip roast. Place beef tip roast on a rack in shallow roasting pan. Do not add water and do not cover. Roast for 25 to 35 minutes for medium rare to medium. A meat thermometer inserted in thickest part should read 140 for medium rare, 155 for medium. Let roast stand 15 minutes.
Slice roast beef and serve. This roast beef recipe serves for all of Count Olaf's Theatre Party!!





Count Olaf's Infamous Chocolate Cake

    Intestinal Ingredients/Directions:

     1.  Grease and flour a 9" X 12" (24 X 30cm) cake pan.
     2.  Preheat the oven to 350F degrees (180C)
     3.  Sift:
     	 2-1/2 cups plain flour
    	 2 cups sugar
   		    	 6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
     		                 2 teaspoons baking soda
     		                 1 teaspoon salt
4.  Pour over dry ingredients and mix well until smooth:
     1/2 cup cooking oil
     2 teaspoons vanilla
     2 tablespoons vinegar
     2 cups cold water
5.  Pour in pan and bake at 350F (180C) for 35 minutes.
     The cake is ready when it bounces back to the touch
     or a toothpick comes out clean.




Appetizer: House Salad

Entree: Slimy Roast Beef served with a side of mushy mash potatoes and scary string beans

Desert: deathly chocolate cake

Drink: Red or White Wine



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