Welcome to Sarah and Greg's crankily created website. We are two dismal and dreary University of Delaware undergrads, studying to be evil educators. We have, on this occasion, been assigned to create a website to showcase our, although cleverly conceived, terribly tedious writing activities. Please attempt to enjoy our pitiful poems and worthless writings.
ANNOYING ACROSTIC POEMS
Marriage, by Sarah
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ade the audience gasp |
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fter Count Olaf found out about Violet's money |
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uining the Baudelaire children's lives |
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evolved around Count Olaf's mean scheme |
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llegal because Violet used her left-hand |
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ppeared to be legal but thankfully wasn't |
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reatly upset Justice Strauss and Mr. Poe |
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vil plan to take the Baudelaire fortune |
Hookman, by Greg
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e sits in wait |
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n his hook, a grapple |
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ut the window he looks |
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indness is not in his plans |
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uch, much more menacing than most men |
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nnihilating hope as, |
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ow Violet sees her plan undone |
A RANCID RANSOM NOTE ... Count Olaf has sent Violet and Klaus a ransom note about his capture of their infant sister, Sunny. In it, he includes devious directions and excruciating expectations that Violet and Klaus must meet in order to ensure the safe return of Sunny.
Hello Baudelaire Brats
You may have noticed that your family has suffered
yet another loss.
Searching for Sunny?
Yes ... I thought you might be.
I have taken her, but
don't worry.
I take care of all my pets.
For her safe return, I have one simple request:
Violet ...
you will fill the starring role in tomorrow's performance.
After the curtain drops,
we will all get what we desire.
Lovingly, your father
