Journal Writing
Assignment: Write an entry
(or entries) for Count Olaf's diary, describing the plan for the
wedding and/or describing what he did after the plan failed and he
disappeared.
The Evil Diary of Count Olaf
written
by Count Olaf
Today I met
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny. They look like kids who might give me
trouble stealing their money. I have to think up a plan to make them
obey me. I’ll make them do chores that I won’t care about.
Today I had my dinner with my theater group. Stupid Violet and
Klaus made puttanesca sauce instead of
beef. Klaus learned not to mess around with me. He talked back
to me and I smacked him across the face. Our play went really well.
We sold 300 tickets in three nights.
Today I
figured out a way to get my hands on the great deal of money the
orphans have. I really will marry Violet on the night I perform the
play the Marvelous Marriage. She said today that she would
like to work backstage but I talked her in to being the wife. If
everything goes as planned I will get the money and by a mansion
with one big tower on the side. Too bad Sunny and Klaus won’t see it
because I will kill them after the wedding.
Tonight is the
big night! I am going to marry Violet. I put new batteries in my
walkie-talkie. Sunny is looking at me right now because I have her
tied up here right now. Klaus found out my plan but too bad. He
can’t do anything unless he wants his baby sister to die. Here comes
my soon to be bride.
Every
thing went wrong. Sunny got out and Violet didn’t marry me. I will
kill her as soon as I get my hands on her parents’ money. Well, I
have to think up a plan.
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