IF YOU GIVE AN ALLIGATOR AN APPLE

If you give an alligator an apple,

He’ll want some caramel to go with it.

He will get sticky teeth.

He’ll have to brush and floss.

He will want a glass of water to rinse his mouth out.

The water will remind him of the sea.

So, he’ll go outside to play in the hot tub.

He’ll get hot.

When he gets out of the hot tub, he’ll step on some sticky gum.

The gum reminds him of caramel.

He’ll want some caramel to go with it.

He’ll probably ask you for some caramel.

And chances are..

IF YOU GIVE AN APE AN APPLE

If you give an ape an apple,

He might want to slice it up and sprinkle it with Jell-O.

Sprinkling the Jell-O reminds him of rain.

He will want to go outside and play in the rain.

He will get all wet.

He might decide to play in the mud.

While playing in the mud, he might see an apple tree.

He will want to climb the tree.

When he gets up in the tree, he will see some apples.

The apples remind him he is hungry.

He might ask you for an apple.

And chances are…

IF YOU GIVE AN ANTEATER AN APPLE PIE

If you give an anteater an apple pie,

He might want some ants in the pie.

To make the ants stick, he will want some whipping cream.

The whipping cream will remind him of clouds.

So, he might want to lie down and watch the clouds.

Watching the clouds will remind him of ice cream.

He might ask you for a bowl of ice cream.

Eating the ice cream will remind him of apple pie.

And chances are…

IF YOU GIVE AN ANTELOPE SOME APPLE CRISP

If you give an antelope some apple crisp,

He might want some ice cream to go with it.

If you give him ice cream, he might get cold.

He will get a brain freeze.

He will ask for Mexican hot sauce.

His ears will start to smoke, and he’ll get hot.

He might grab the fish bowl and drink it.

The fish tickles his mouth, and so he spits it out.

Seeing the fish will remind him of the lake.

So, he will want to go swimming.

He’ll ask you to take him to the pool.

On the way to the pool, he will see big, fluffy clouds that remind him of ice cream.

He might ask you for some.

And chances are…

If you give him the ice cream,