The Colonel knew that he was in big trouble. He did not know where to begin he was lost and he really did not know where he was. He walked up to a man sitting on a bench and said "Excuse me sir, Where am I?". The gentleman looked perplexed and said Que?". Now the Colonel was taken back to 8th grade Spanish class. He knew that the word meant What? The only words that he could think of were Donde estan los banos? (Where are the bathrooms?) The Colonel thought that this meant Where am I? He should have studied harder.
